Bike to the Bay

O.K. So I just found out about Bike to the Bay ,and I feel this event must have been created just for me. #1 I love to ride my bike, and #2 I love the water, the Lake Erie Islands, and the sun. I just got a new bike in December, and I've been on it nonstop since the weather got nice. Actually I've been riding it so much, I think my boyfriend is starting to get jealous. :)!!.
Anyway...I bought a bike rack off a guy at work yesterday and I even installed a water holder, for when I get all hot and sweaty from riding that big, hard.........bike. So, the point is that I am going to do this bike to the bay business. I am determined to make it all the way there. It's 100 miles and they say it takes 4-8 hours, so i'm sure ill get there around 4 am. The good news is that they have lots of rest stops with treats, and hopefully a slew of professional butt massagers. It ends with a pasta dinner in Sandusky, at which point most of us will head over to Put In Bay to get trashed. The ones without hangovers will likely bike home the next day, where as I will likely be going home in an ambulance either from alchohol poisioniing, or because my butt fell off.
I asked my Dad to sponser me on the ride and asked him if he would do it with me. I actually thiink he might do it. The last time I went biking with my dad I had to ride very far ahead of him for the following reasons. #1 He is slow. #2. He dresses completely inapproriatly. I will now describe my Dad that day.
Imagine Mr. Potato Head with 17 longish hairs blowing in the breeze off the side of his mostly bald head. The shirt; a long sleeve button down dress shirt. parachute pants, loafers with brown socks, and a purple helmet. Need I say more.
I would like to go with some normal, less embarresing people as well, so if you would like to go, PLEASE get a hold of me, so I don't have to explain to every passing rider, that this man is in the race, not just a clown entertaining the weary riders. Here is the info. on the event.




